Lawlgasms and Psychobabble
I’m putting myself on a twitter timeout until tomorrow. Too much cray.

I’m putting myself on a twitter timeout until tomorrow. Too much cray.

Best day.

Best day.

Goose vs. the dog park.
Park: 1
Goose: 0

Goose vs. the dog park.

Park: 1

Goose: 0

^Not sure what that is.

^Vertigo soothing glasses

^10-in-1 Gardening tool

Umbrella headband

The noodle eaters hair guard

Iced instant coffee in my UPS cup! Ghetto Starbucks. That’s what’s up. (Taken with instagram)

Iced instant coffee in my UPS cup! Ghetto Starbucks. That’s what’s up. (Taken with instagram)

Fashion Fort.

Fashion Fort.

Real talk: this is how he sleeps.

Real talk: this is how he sleeps.

Happy Friday the 13th! I think our morning/afternoon walks wear me out more than they wear Goose out. I tried lying down with him but he got up and went to hide by the window. RUUUUDE.

Chocolate wasted.

Chocolate wasted.

Time flies when you’re not documenting it. I’m committing to taking a photo every day for 365 (366?) days… or until the world ends ;)

Cheers!

(Two x 1,000) plus 12

Shits going down.

…as soon as I pay off the cost of kicking 2011 out on its whore ass.

New Year’s Eve in Vegas! My makeup inspiration? I think yes.

New Year’s Eve in Vegas! My makeup inspiration? I think yes.

She’s really talented when she stops talking so damn much. Silly 14-year-olds.

Obsessed

With this blog’s .gif replies. Brazziliant.